Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Stalk much?

Well jaem, dh jadi stalker ko nie..hahha..bermulalah kisah encik ray kita...well, haritu i googled nama dier..okay, google bkn sbb nk tau psl dier..Cuma aku n fezah came ot conclusion that he might know what is happening..i mean, he might know the fact that i have a crush on him..because, he seems to be acting quite awkwardly..like there was this one time where i was making my coffee and he came to pick up his printed items and he quickly took his paper and tried to avoid any eye contact...i was standing very calm. I mean, i should be the one who got butterflies in the stomach right? The one who got very nervous and heart beats fast ...not him! So, when i discussed the matter with fezah (it does sound academic right...discuss the matter...hahah) so, we came to 2 hypothesis..1) he knew that i like him ...or 2) he likes me. Hahha..i would prefer to choose hypothesis num 2  :p

 So, as to confirm the hypotheses, i googled Raymond..well, i did that, thinking that he might google himself and that the google search directed him to my blog or perhaps my twitter since i did post something about him. Then, it turned out that neither my blog nor my twitter came out as one of the hundreds of the search results..so, it is impossible for him to find out the truth...hmmm,  alang2 menyeluk pekasam, biar sampai ke pangkal lengan...bak kata org melayu kita...i further explored the search to google image...i found some Raymond usher pictures and other Raymond in other parts of the world..then i narrowed down the search to Raymond unisa....1st page...blablabla..2nd page...what?! i found his picture...excitedly but slowly, i brought the mouse to his picture and clicked on it. There it goes! I found his fullname...as to be sure, i googled his fullname, and guess what...i found unisa homepage of his...hahaha..the details about him! Well, not as detailed as i wanted to know but detailed enough that i now knew where he comes from...where he works..rough calculation of his age..his field of interest and when he started his phd...hahaha...smart me huh J

Nak dijadikan cerita pulak...i also got directed to his facebook page and his twitter account...unfortunately he set both as private..so i couldn’t view his..i seriously dying to know his status...in a relationship? Engaged? Married? Single? Complicated? Owh my....uhuhu....nevertheless, i was so happy that day...so happy that my fever went away!hahah...amazing huh....
I told my friends here...they were like..owh my jaem u like him sooo much!!! They are amazed with the findings..haha..i wonder would they be amazed with the findings of my research? Well, intercultural communication may not be as interesting Raymond. Ahaks...

Sharon tried to help me to find out his status...she requested to be his friend in facebook...but it resulted in vain..uhuhuhu..but it’s ok...he has no longer set his account as private..i could read his posts..he is not an active user of facebook anyway..but he seems to like food..he did post quite a number of pictures of food...and they all look yummy!!!...owh Raymond...how similar we are..i also love food J

That’s the 1st step to the ta’aruf session...hahaha..

Hi Raymond, my name is jamilah.. J

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